Monthly Archives: December 2007

"I Met Einstein In A Dream…"

“I invented a universe separate,/something like a Virgin”– 

Attributed to Einstein in “Xmas Gift,” a poem by Allen Ginsberg
One of the hot concepts in theoretical physics is the idea of the “multiverse.”  In this realm – where physics meets philosophy and perhaps religion – time as we know it does not exist.  Instead, anything that can happen, does happen.  In this paradigm, time is an infinite number of intersections between all that is possible, and all that we experience from our own limited perspective.  In turn, our experiences are contained within the timeline where our consciousness currently resides.  In this theory, every action – every chance happening or willful choice – creates its own universe.  Instead of one universe, there’s an infinite number of them. They multiply like bubbles in dense foam.  A new universe pops into creation every time a rock falls, a bird takes flight, somebody turns right instead of left, a star explodes, or one galaxy collides with another.
As a fictional device, many “Star Trek” plot-lines depend on this theory, as well as movies such as “Sliding Doors,” “The One,” and even “Meet The Robinsons.”  Any story that involves rips in the space-time continuum, parallel universes, and time-travel owes a nod to the concept of the multiverse.
Recently, I needed to renew some life insurance.  I submitted to a routine physical, and they reviewed my medical records.  It was all rather mundane until I was denied, and – further – I was told that I was “uninsurable.”  This is a big step down from the “preferred” status that I have had previously, and a big problem.  It seems that as a result of my accident in August, my records showed that I had endured a decompressive craniectomy.  Apparently, sometimes after a massive brain injury they remove part of the skull in order to give the brain room to swell, and – perhaps – to heal.  It’s like having an amputation of half your skull.  Given that I was released from the hospital the same day as my accident, I was pretty sure that I had not experienced this particular procedure.  And – in spite of what some might think – I would probably notice if I were missing the top half of my head.
At least, somebody might’ve said something by now.  It’s hard to overlook, I would think.
Here’s the weird part:  With my particular accident, the odds were much greater for an outcome like the one that my records showed than for what actually happened.  The initial impact from the first vehicle was more than double that which is considered “fatal or life altering.” The impact from the second vehicle that I hit was right at that benchmark, also. Against the odds, I walked away relatively unscathed.  
My records showed otherwise.  Inexplicably, there was a full paragraph – with explicit details that seemed to involve me and my head – that outlined an alternate outcome.  There are a few explanations as to how this paragraph was put into my records.  The most likely of these is that some other patient’s records were accidentally linked to mine.  Or, I could be writing this now from deep within my own coma, and I’m just imagining this reality, now.  Or, the fabric of time ripped enough to give me a glimpse at what might have been, and – possibly – IS in another timeline.  If the multiverse does exist, it seems certain that my life did not continue elsewhere as it has, here.  Without getting too metaphysical – or dramatic – I just want to say at the end of 2007 that I’m thankful just to be here.
I’m also thankful for my family, my wife Vera, my two daughters, and my young son.  I’m thankful in particular for my brother Scott and his partner David, and for my father as well.  Vera’s family is a treasure, too, and I’m grateful that they have accepted me as one of their own. I’m thankful for my many friends and colleagues, and for the team here at Pemba Serves – Scott, Pete, Janice, Steve, and Paul.  I’m thankful that we continue to serve our vendors and our dealers, and that we enjoy support from many quarters of the outdoor industry.
I would like to say thanks to everybody for making 2007 what it was, and thanks in advance for a great year, ahead.  We’re looking forward to 2008, and we hope that you are as well.

Curling – You Know, Shuffleboard On Ice…


Yes, that thing with the brooms and the stones. You know what I’m talking about. That Olympic sport that no one knows anything about. Well, here you go.

After being king grief giver when my roommate started curling last year, I was somehow lured into signing up for the club this year. Maybe it was the allure of trying something new or maybe it was absurdity of the whole thing. Good chance it was the free beer.

Madison is home to a world class curling facility. Full kitchen, free popcorn, a lounge area, three beers on tap and 6 sheets of ice. I was genuinely impressed the first time I walked in there. Nice and clean, well kept and nicely set up.


As for the Curling itself – well – it’s hard. There are four people per team and each person throws two stones a piece. Two other team members sweep the stone to keep it going in the right direction or to make it go further. Sweeping can be incredibly intense and sliding out to throw the stone is brutally hard. It blew me away how much technique is required during the slide.

We took our climbing buddy, RV, out to the club last Sunday. Steve and I have decided that climbers make great curlers since a lot of the skill you need comes down to muscle memory. It was fun to teach someone a few things and hopefully he’ll join us next year.


I think what’s been fun about the whole thing has been learning something completely new. I’ve relished being the newbie to something like this. Every time I go I learn about eight new things. It’s also kind of an absurd little sport.

So next time you see me be sure to give me some grief for it and I’ll try to get you over to the club to try it.

Happy Holidays!

From the Nietzsche Family Circus…

Every tradition grows ever more venerable – the more remote its origin, the more confused that origin is. The reverence due to it increases from generation to generation. The tradition finally becomes holy and inspires awe.  - Friedrich Nietzsche

There are others, too.  These can go on forever.  Check them out.  Quite profound.

By the way, this idea came from Canoelover’s Blog.  We just got lucky with the holiday theme and decided to go with it, too.  Thanks Darren!

Beat It! Just Beat It…


We get photos, as well as letters.  Some things you just gotta see…

ps:  Thanks Mike!

The Story of Stuff

The Story of Stuff is an engaging, well-paced, and amusing commentary on our patterns of consumption, and the consequences for global environmental and social systems.  And Anna Leonard doesn’t pull any punches in her assessment – laying a good chunk of the blame at the feet of corporate interests and complicit governments.  And her optimism for the power of good governance coupled with an educated, active populace is a refreshing alternative to the gloom-and-doom ending.
Apart from the very approachable format and Leonard’s charming storytelling, we aren’t confronted with any revolutionary ideas.  Most of us understand that our level of consumption as Americans is unsustainable, particularly if extended globally.  We recognize that much of what we consume is disposable, and that extraction, manufacturing, and waste disposal has human and environmental health consequences affecting poor folks first, but ultimately all of us.  
The Outdoor Industry has been in the lead in touting the importance of greening up shop and moving towards sustainable business models.  But it begs the question: Can a for-profit business or institution remain financially solvent and still meet the requisite level of environmental sustainability?  Can the model really change so that these ideals are prioritized over 20% growth?  Can we move to a system where we strive for making a good, relevant product, sell it, and be content with that? Can we refrain from the urge to push upgrades to the new color or hot new accessories in a year or two?
I don’t think we can with the way we practice capitalism now, yet I do not think we necessarily need a new system.  As Leonard notes, our current business practices externalize many of the costs of doing business along with the real cost of getting a product into the hands of the consumer.  Does that $4.99 pricetag for a radio really reflect the actual costs?  No, of course not, but we ultimately still pay those costs: Government-subsidized healthcare for kids with asthma exacerbated by emissions, degradation of natural systems which provide essential services like carbon sequestration and flood control, governmental institutions dedicated to managing our waste.  I contend that all of these external costs be built into the price of a product or service, only then can we make truly educated decisions about the real societal, environmental, and health costs of our consumption.
But what do we do now?  Leonard makes some good (if generic) recommendations. She is right in that there is no silver bullet, but rather multiple levels on which we can enact reform.  As an industry and as consumers in the outdoor market, we might reassess our values; let’s concentrate on delivering products to market that are of impeccable quality and durability (ie – not disposable nor quickly obsolete) while we critically evaluate our materials and manufacturing to move towards sustainability.  And most importantly, let’s begin a dialogue within the industry and with consumers, addressing these issues with sincerity.
Watch the film (storyofstuff.com).  And let’s start the dialogue right here.

Product Placement

Snowriding

I was looking through some of my pictures the other day and came across this sequence from when I was living in Mammoth Lakes, CA. I’ve always enjoyed this sequence. It just seems to remind me of a good time in my life.  During this storm we got 16 feet of snow throughout 2 weeks.  One sunny day gave us fresh tracks and then we got slammed by another 8 feet over the next week…so good.

Being surrounded by good people makes a huge difference in a person’s life.
Enjoy.

"You’ll Put Your Eye Out!"

That’s the refrain of just about everybody in the nouveau classic Christmas movie,”A Christmas Story.” We’ve all seen it: The young hero Ralphie more than anything wants a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas. Of course, everybody (including – memorably – Santa Claus) conspires against him in this. The constant opposition – “You’ll put your eye out!” – is a flat-out downer for Ralphie’s Christmas plans, and for his self-image as well. In his mind, his whole future depends on having that Red Rider BB Gun. Of course, in the end he gets it, and he also almost puts his eye out, too.

We here at Pemba Serves are all about having fun, and about getting – and doing – what you want. But we’re all about being real, too. For every action there are consequences, and in some of our choices – in recreation and in living – these can be serious. There’s a serious issue in the world today, and while we’re having fun we need to be mindful of this as well. In a nutshell, the ice in the Arctic is melting. This story is quickly going from being esoteric science to sensational headlines. Still, all signs point to the fact that human activities and habits are a major contributor to this problem.

In the next several months, we’ll announce some initiatives that at their core are designed to address this issue. In short, we want to do a better job at what we do, and we want to be greener about it, too. We’ll need your help to make this new approach viable, but we can count on that, right?

There’s a new frontier, and by exploring it we hope to save what’s left of the old one.

Stay tuned…

Da Triple Crown

Climbing competitions have always been hit or miss for me. Rarely do I climb well during them. I always seem to get caught up climbing something at my limit that’s really cool looking. Inherently, this is really poor form for a competition format. Especially for someone with little to no endurance.

I made the trek down to Chattanooga for the final leg of the Triple Crown a week ago. Therese and I had also gone down for the second leg at Horsepens 40. Both of us had a rough go at that comp and we were hoping for better at Little Rock City.

First off, the climbing at Little Rock City is phenomenal!! We both loved all of the variety we had there. The day started out well with Therese climbing multiple V3′s early on and flashing her first V4. Before this trip she’d done one V3 and no V4′s so she pretty much killed it, no matter what she says. Therese ended the day with 6 V3′s and 2 V4′s. Well done!

Therese on Bum Boy at Horsepens(V2-V5 depending on who you talk to)


I on the other hand got sucked in to trying a pretty cool looking V7 right away. I had some self control though and left it after about 10 goes and some lost skin. I went over and climbed a four and a five in a couple goes each and set to work on a really cool V6 called “The Wave”. A couple of slaps up a good arete gets you to a thought provoking slap to a good nubbin. After beaching my way up the topout I went looking for more rock.

Later in the afternoon I walked past a short and powerful looking V7. It looked like my style so I thought I’d give it a few goes. After not being able to pull off the start hold at first I got used to the move: A throw off a miserable crimp to a mediocre sloper. The crimp was starting to dig into my left pointer finger and I was really far away from the next move so it was looking a bit grim. After getting a key piece of foot beta I made a lucky stab with my left foot and stuck the next long move with a couple of grunts. Slab it out a couple of moves and call it good!

Unfortunately my fingertip was bleeding when I got down so I called it a day. It felt good to climb some of that stuff in a day. I’m so used to projecting climbs and taking multiple days to do something that is at my limit. It’s always nice to just go out and climb a bunch of problems.

Hopefully next year I’ll step up to the plate and actually fill my scorecard.

Me on Slushy Puppy Low this past spring.

Fountain of Youth

We’ve had three snowstorms in Madison in the past week. Sadly, I’ve not yet had time to ride my new CX bike out in the cold and wet. The office has been empty except for me and Steve, so it’s been busy, here. Janice is off on her honeymoon and Pete was up in the Twin Cities helping Scott with Cloudveil previews. The snow has been beckoning and so has my bike. But then again, the phone has been ringing and I’ve got a day-job to do. Such is life.

We had good reports from the Wisconsin CX Championships, which were held last weekend. I was out on Friday night with several riders who were planning on attending. Five inches of snow only made the appeal greater, so I hear that they all went out. The pics look great.

Today on the radio the big buzz was about how former Madison mayor Paul Soglin was dissing winter riders on his blog. In reality, it goes beyond “dissing.” He actually said that winter riders “should be shot.” Mayor Soglin was the youngest mayor in city history, and held the post for a long, long time. He was considered progressive, almost radical. After some rounds of back-and-forth about his comments on the morning radio, I was ready to come in here and write about how sad it is when people get old, fat, and cranky. Apparently, that’s what everybody’s saying, though. Old, fat, and cranky men are rising to his defense from everywhere. At this point, I don’t have much to add to either side of the argument.

My grandmother is eighty-eight years old. Until very recently, she was a drag-racer. She belongs to a car club that once or twice a year rents out the local racetrack and they have it out in their big touring sedans. Grandma Betty is fast! She has trophies and everything. I have pictures of her sitting in her Mercedes with a racing helmet on, in five-point suspension. My old mentor Monte Skinner just turned eighty; he bought new downhill skis to celebrate the occasion. He also took two big horse-trips into the mountains this fall to hunt elk, and he bagged one. I hardly believe it, but my friend Rob Stroud is in his sixties (you wouldn’t know it if you met him.) He gets injuries all the time that are more typical of men in their early twenties; he’s recovering now from wiping out on his in-line skates earlier this fall. I should mention that he’s an elite in-line racer, and he was taking his daily commute home on his skates and slipped on leaves while skating at high-speed. Meanwhile, at the age of sixty-five, my Dad just took up cycling. This summer he logged upwards to one hundred miles per week.

As these folks are some of the wisest people I know, there seems to be some sort of connection, here. Apparently, keeping your body flexible and strong as you age goes a long way towards keeping your mind flexible and strong as well. There is a fountain of youth, and it’s in our own bodies. We tap into it by keeping our juices flowing.

Today, in honor of Mayor Soglin and all that he represents, I’ll ride…