“I invented a universe separate,/something like a Virgin”– 

Attributed to Einstein in “Xmas Gift,” a poem by Allen Ginsberg
One of the hot concepts in theoretical physics is the idea of the “multiverse.”  In this realm – where physics meets philosophy and perhaps religion – time as we know it does not exist.  Instead, anything that can happen, does happen.  In this paradigm, time is an infinite number of intersections between all that is possible, and all that we experience from our own limited perspective.  In turn, our experiences are contained within the timeline where our consciousness currently resides.  In this theory, every action – every chance happening or willful choice – creates its own universe.  Instead of one universe, there’s an infinite number of them. They multiply like bubbles in dense foam.  A new universe pops into creation every time a rock falls, a bird takes flight, somebody turns right instead of left, a star explodes, or one galaxy collides with another.
As a fictional device, many “Star Trek” plot-lines depend on this theory, as well as movies such as “Sliding Doors,” “The One,” and even “Meet The Robinsons.”  Any story that involves rips in the space-time continuum, parallel universes, and time-travel owes a nod to the concept of the multiverse.
Recently, I needed to renew some life insurance.  I submitted to a routine physical, and they reviewed my medical records.  It was all rather mundane until I was denied, and – further – I was told that I was “uninsurable.”  This is a big step down from the “preferred” status that I have had previously, and a big problem.  It seems that as a result of my accident in August, my records showed that I had endured a decompressive craniectomy.  Apparently, sometimes after a massive brain injury they remove part of the skull in order to give the brain room to swell, and – perhaps – to heal.  It’s like having an amputation of half your skull.  Given that I was released from the hospital the same day as my accident, I was pretty sure that I had not experienced this particular procedure.  And – in spite of what some might think – I would probably notice if I were missing the top half of my head.
At least, somebody might’ve said something by now.  It’s hard to overlook, I would think.
Here’s the weird part:  With my particular accident, the odds were much greater for an outcome like the one that my records showed than for what actually happened.  The initial impact from the first vehicle was more than double that which is considered “fatal or life altering.” The impact from the second vehicle that I hit was right at that benchmark, also. Against the odds, I walked away relatively unscathed.  
My records showed otherwise.  Inexplicably, there was a full paragraph – with explicit details that seemed to involve me and my head – that outlined an alternate outcome.  There are a few explanations as to how this paragraph was put into my records.  The most likely of these is that some other patient’s records were accidentally linked to mine.  Or, I could be writing this now from deep within my own coma, and I’m just imagining this reality, now.  Or, the fabric of time ripped enough to give me a glimpse at what might have been, and – possibly – IS in another timeline.  If the multiverse does exist, it seems certain that my life did not continue elsewhere as it has, here.  Without getting too metaphysical – or dramatic – I just want to say at the end of 2007 that I’m thankful just to be here.
I’m also thankful for my family, my wife Vera, my two daughters, and my young son.  I’m thankful in particular for my brother Scott and his partner David, and for my father as well.  Vera’s family is a treasure, too, and I’m grateful that they have accepted me as one of their own. I’m thankful for my many friends and colleagues, and for the team here at Pemba Serves – Scott, Pete, Janice, Steve, and Paul.  I’m thankful that we continue to serve our vendors and our dealers, and that we enjoy support from many quarters of the outdoor industry.
I would like to say thanks to everybody for making 2007 what it was, and thanks in advance for a great year, ahead.  We’re looking forward to 2008, and we hope that you are as well.


Yes, that thing with the brooms and the stones. You know what I’m talking about. That Olympic sport that no one knows anything about. Well, here you go.

After being king grief giver when my roommate started curling last year, I was somehow lured into signing up for the club this year. Maybe it was the allure of trying something new or maybe it was absurdity of the whole thing. Good chance it was the free beer.

Madison is home to a world class curling facility. Full kitchen, free popcorn, a lounge area, three beers on tap and 6 sheets of ice. I was genuinely impressed the first time I walked in there. Nice and clean, well kept and nicely set up.


As for the Curling itself – well – it’s hard. There are four people per team and each person throws two stones a piece. Two other team members sweep the stone to keep it going in the right direction or to make it go further. Sweeping can be incredibly intense and sliding out to throw the stone is brutally hard. It blew me away how much technique is required during the slide.

We took our climbing buddy, RV, out to the club last Sunday. Steve and I have decided that climbers make great curlers since a lot of the skill you need comes down to muscle memory. It was fun to teach someone a few things and hopefully he’ll join us next year.


I think what’s been fun about the whole thing has been learning something completely new. I’ve relished being the newbie to something like this. Every time I go I learn about eight new things. It’s also kind of an absurd little sport.

So next time you see me be sure to give me some grief for it and I’ll try to get you over to the club to try it.

From the Nietzsche Family Circus…

Every tradition grows ever more venerable – the more remote its origin, the more confused that origin is. The reverence due to it increases from generation to generation. The tradition finally becomes holy and inspires awe.  - Friedrich Nietzsche

There are others, too.  These can go on forever.  Check them out.  Quite profound.

By the way, this idea came from Canoelover’s Blog.  We just got lucky with the holiday theme and decided to go with it, too.  Thanks Darren!


We get photos, as well as letters.  Some things you just gotta see…

ps:  Thanks Mike!

The Story of Stuff is an engaging, well-paced, and amusing commentary on our patterns of consumption, and the consequences for global environmental and social systems.  And Anna Leonard doesn’t pull any punches in her assessment – laying a good chunk of the blame at the feet of corporate interests and complicit governments.  And her optimism for the power of good governance coupled with an educated, active populace is a refreshing alternative to the gloom-and-doom ending.
Apart from the very approachable format and Leonard’s charming storytelling, we aren’t confronted with any revolutionary ideas.  Most of us understand that our level of consumption as Americans is unsustainable, particularly if extended globally.  We recognize that much of what we consume is disposable, and that extraction, manufacturing, and waste disposal has human and environmental health consequences affecting poor folks first, but ultimately all of us.  
The Outdoor Industry has been in the lead in touting the importance of greening up shop and moving towards sustainable business models.  But it begs the question: Can a for-profit business or institution remain financially solvent and still meet the requisite level of environmental sustainability?  Can the model really change so that these ideals are prioritized over 20% growth?  Can we move to a system where we strive for making a good, relevant product, sell it, and be content with that? Can we refrain from the urge to push upgrades to the new color or hot new accessories in a year or two?
I don’t think we can with the way we practice capitalism now, yet I do not think we necessarily need a new system.  As Leonard notes, our current business practices externalize many of the costs of doing business along with the real cost of getting a product into the hands of the consumer.  Does that $4.99 pricetag for a radio really reflect the actual costs?  No, of course not, but we ultimately still pay those costs: Government-subsidized healthcare for kids with asthma exacerbated by emissions, degradation of natural systems which provide essential services like carbon sequestration and flood control, governmental institutions dedicated to managing our waste.  I contend that all of these external costs be built into the price of a product or service, only then can we make truly educated decisions about the real societal, environmental, and health costs of our consumption.
But what do we do now?  Leonard makes some good (if generic) recommendations. She is right in that there is no silver bullet, but rather multiple levels on which we can enact reform.  As an industry and as consumers in the outdoor market, we might reassess our values; let’s concentrate on delivering products to market that are of impeccable quality and durability (ie – not disposable nor quickly obsolete) while we critically evaluate our materials and manufacturing to move towards sustainability.  And most importantly, let’s begin a dialogue within the industry and with consumers, addressing these issues with sincerity.
Watch the film (storyofstuff.com).  And let’s start the dialogue right here.