For a couple weeks out of the year, the Upper Midwest defies conventions and boasts some of the best whitewater paddling in the country. Two things we’re generally lacking – gradient and moving water – are present in abundance in the Spring. The gradient is generously provided by the creeks cascading down the bluffs into Lake Superior. The water comes courtesy of the record-breaking snowfall this winter. And for me, a new creek boat, courtesy of the fine folks at Pyranha.


After putting our time in at Midwest Mountaineering’s “Spring” Outdoor Expo last weekend (it was snowing Minneapolis all weekend!), a couple of us escaped to the Northwoods, to the border of Wisconsin and the UP. We had a chance to paddle a couple of creeks that run only after a bunch of rain and a delayed snowmelt – like this year. Unfortunately, it was also one of the coldest creeking weekends in recent memory. Usually nighttime lows hover just above freezing (thus the rapid snowmelt). This weekend we were bottoming out around 20 at night. Daytime highs were barely in the 40s, and far colder in these canyons. Water temp? I’m guessing 34 (lakes were still frozen an hour south). But enough complaining – we consumed enough eggs, cheese, and sausage to send my metabolism into overdrive and lead me to consider a 6 month vegan cleanse – on to the trip report.

We hit Tyler Forks on Sunday at an unusually high water level, a terrifically scenic run with some fun ledges and a very sweet waterfall.


Wren Falls had a very clean approach, but a 15ft backwash, where the entire creek flows back into the retentive hole at the base of the falls. We gave it some serious consideration, but the likelihood of a thrashing combined with the extremely cold air and water temps led us to regretfully decline this time.


Monday we hit the Lower Montreal – a short section of fast water and big wave trains in a very steep conglomerate gorge. Relatively straightforward, this was to be a warm-up run for the West Branch of the Montreal, where we wanted to document the character of the river at this high water level for American Whitewater’s flow study for future recreational releases from the hydro dam. But alas, we encountered some access issues at the put-in for the Lower Montreal, delaying our start time.


We managed to get on the Lower (legally, probably), but decided to pass on the West Branch on account of the time. (Actually, that was just an excuse for our hesitancy to run the W.B. at a really pushy level in really cold temps. But we’ll blame it on the time.) Nevertheless, it was a good weekend, with good water. Here are a couple more photos of the Montreal, as it makes its final descent into Lake Superior.

Just like that, the revolution has a name:  Allow us to introduce the Midwest Outdoor Rep Exchange, or MORE.  How do you say it?  We’re about equally divided in whether we refer to it as “more,” or “m-o-r-e.”  The truth is at this point nobody cares how you say it.  We just want you to know about what’s going on, and – hopefully – join us here in Madison on July 22nd, 23rd, and 24th.  It’s going to be great.


MORE is here! MORE for now, MORE for later, and MORE for always. MORE has a website, a press release, and now there’s even a SNEWSlive podcast about MORE on SNEWS.  With all this media, sadly – so far – the revolution has not been televised.  

Not yet anyway, but stay tuned…

So I found this picture on the Climbing Magazine website. It’s an old Petzl ad for three of their harnesses. One even has a matching chalk bag!! I personally think Petzl needs another one of those for the Hirundos. I’d buy it.

Maybe we can get Brad to scan in some old pics he’s got from his sport climbing days. I keep hearing that he used to wear some pretty hot lycra tights himself. There is even a rumor going around the office of a mullet. Brad, want to shed some light on the subject??

I’m just hoping that this look comes back sometime soon….


Happy Earth Day!

In the home state of the father of Earth Day, Senator/Governor Gaylord Nelson, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources has issued an air quality advisory. “People in sensitive groups should cut back on strenuous activities and those with lung diseases should be attentive to cardiac … or respiratory symptoms.”

According to another Wisconsinite, Dr. Jonathan Patz (pdf), we can expect more air quality advisories as the impacts climate change intensify. Higher temperatures lead to higher levels ozone smog, which lowers air quality and has negative health implications for people. This effect is accentuated in urban areas, with buildings and pavement absorbing heat creating “heat islands” in the summer with temperatures 7 to 8 degrees warmer in urban cores. This presents quite the challenge, as one of the tools to combat climate change is human-powered transportation; compromised air quality makes this more difficult – leading to more emissions.

The internet is flooded with ways to “make every day Earth Day,” but recycling and changing light bulbs is only going to get us so far. What is required are concrete commitments – not abstract support – to change our lifestyles in meaningful and often inconvenient ways. Absent that, we can look forward to celebrating future Earth Days under the pall of ozone alerts.

This past Saturday I went to a petting zoo with a good friend of mine, Katie. This wasn’t just any petting zoo, it was a petting zoo at a gas station at the Sullivan/Ixonia exit on Highway 94. That’s right, a BP gas station with a petting zoo! Everything from Pigs to Peacocks to the ultimate weak spot for Katie, bunnies. She had 7 before Saturday.


Apparently it’s a weak spot for me too. We were fine until a nice lady told us that there were some baby bunnies that they were giving away for donations. After about an hour and a half of deliberation, we drove home with a 4 week old bunny.


Now we need help naming it! We’ve got a couple of ideas right now but we need some suggestions from all of our loyal readers! Dab and Smith are the two that we have right now. Keep in mind that we don’t know yet if it’s a boy or a girl.


Post whatever names you think of here in the comments maybe if we choose your name I’ll throw a medical kit your way.